A lot of funny and sentimental top tens from the Morning Rush..so far, it’s been goooood…
The Top Ten Heartbreak Quotes – Astroboy, Oscar Dela Hopia, Specialist
- Rusher Loparigno – “Sometimes the greatest enemy of our present happiness is the past happiness that is too well remembered.”
- Aurae – “Why ruin the perfectly beautiful petals of a flower when you know from the start…that he loves you not.”
- Aurae – “We know little about pain and regret — except that it is soluble in alcohol.”
- Archiemon/Ivan – M. Kathleen Casey: “Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.”
- Rhapsody – From the TV show House: “You left her because you want to be miserable. Miserable will not make you special. It will just make you miserable.”
- Vi – “In love, what matters is not your success, but your significance.”
- Maomao – Peter Parker: “What’s even more painful than being abandoned, is knowing that you’re not even worth an explanation.”
- Lea – “I cried today not because I miss you, but because I finally realized I’m going to be alright without you.”
- RC and Cess – “Break-ups occur when an unstoppable force collides with an immovable object.”
- Sophie – “I’d rather be healthy alone, than sick with someone else.”
- Bards – “Sometimes, you just have to put a period on something that has to end, and not settle for a comma.”
- Benargirl/Candies – “Trying to forget someone you loved is like trying to remember someone you never knew.”
- Glenskie – “6 billion people in the world, and all you need is one.”
- Breise/Shall/Natalie – “When you left me, I was the one who loved you more. But between us, you lost more. Because someday, I can find someone I can love the way I loved you. But you will never find another who will love you the way I did.”
- Charmville – “Love and death are two uninvited guests. Nobody knows when they come, but both do the same work. One takes the heart and the other takes it’s beat.
- Maalindog na Paruparu – “Should I die of a broken heart, tell him it isn’t because he loved me too little, but because I loved him too much.”
- Gudeve – “Everyone says love hurts. Love doesn’t hurt. Loneliness hurts, rejection hurts, envy hurts…but not love.”
- No name – “Hearts are often broken with words left unspoken.”
- Phipay Phapot – “We don’t eat what we’ve thrown up.”
- Pulanglangit – “After a break-up, we mourn not for what we’ve lost, but for what’s left of it.”
- No name – “Love is giving him the power to destroy you, but trusting him not to.”
- No name – “Nothing in this world is permanent. You just have to love it while you have it.”
- No name – “They say people come and go, but the truth is, no one really disappears from your life. People never really leave…their roles just change.”
- No name – “Love can make us inseparable, but it can also reduce us to two people trying to forget each other.”
- B – “Love is a 4-letter word for: ‘Here’s my heart and soul, please grind them into a hamburger and enjoy!’”
- Lesh/Temptress26 – “Sometimes you can’t let go of the hurt, because it’s all that’s left of the greatest love story you never thought would end.”
- Eien17 – “Love is one game you lose, by refusing to play.”
- Joanna/Astroboy – “Being brokenhearted is like having a broken pair of ribs: on the outside it looks like there’s nothng wrong. But what no one knows is that every single breath hurts.”
- Bibimpop – “It’s impossible to find someone who won’t make you cry. So instead, look for someone who will be worth the tears.”
- Ash – “It took years to find you, but only a heartbeat to lose you.”
- Dementia – “You cannot judge how I choose to fix what you broke.”
- Eien17 – “The hardest part of saying goodbye, is having to do it all over again every single day.”
- TReiz – “Someday I will find a person who fits me so well and so completely that I will forget all my previous heartbreaks. But today is not that day.”
- Buck – “Meant for each other, does not always mean, meant to last.”
- Ken – Celia Rodriguez: “You don’t move on from the pain. You get used to it.”
- No name – “The most difficult times are mornings, knowing that the man of your dreams is waking up with the wrong woman.”
- Yen – “When giving up is less painful than holding on, then it is time to let go.”
- Archiemon – “You love to hate the one who loves the one you hate to love.”
The Top Ten Date Quotes – Oscar Dela Hopia/Specialist
- Tyron – “What’s better than 12 roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ.”
- Bernadette – I once told my date what the nuns in our school told us: “BBBBBBB – Books before boys because boys bring babies.”
- Astroboy – “Kung papipiliin ka ng kakainin mamaya, puwede ako nalang?”
- Taurean Tiger – My now-husband asked me on our first date: “How many kids do you want us to have?”
- Frederique – “Alam mo ang ayaw ko sa iyo? Pag wala ka.”
- No name – “The only thing I want to change about you…is your last name.”
- ian024 – “My doctor gave me only 2 options regarding my heart condition: I.C.U. or you see me.”
- Kian – “After our exam, puwede ako naman ang sagutin mo?”
- Lovely Nuisance – “An officemate has been bugging me for a date for the longest time. Finally I agreed. At the resto, after looking at the menu, he told me: “Puwede KKB?”
- Nobag – Laro tayo, kahit ano, wag lang taguan. Kasi a girl like you is hard to find.”
- Jeka – “Kung aywa mo kong murahin…mahalin mo nalang ako.”
- Frederique – “Sana dalawa ang puso ko. Para pag dinurog mo yung isa, may isa pa akong iaalay sa iyo.”
- Pancakes – After the date. Girl: “Are you going to kiss me, or will I lie in my diary?”
- Pancakes – Boy: “Can I borrow your cellphone? I promised my mom I’d call her once I meet my dream girl.”
- Alias Pusa – At the movies, the guy saw that the theater was packed. He asked the girl: “Okay ka lang sa nakatayo?” The girl misunderstood the question and answered: “Kahit patuwad, puwede ako!”
- Reggie – I told my then girlfriend (now wife) how sexy she was, but she thought I was being bolero because she was chubby then. I told her: “You’re about as perfect as I need you to be.”
- Joao – “Don’t be late for a date or you’ll debate with your date.”
- Boknoi – I once dated a homeless woman. She used to say: “It’s easy to convince me to stay the night…”
- RC and Cess – “Don’t date a guy who reads the menu like the Chinese, from right to left. Because he’s checking the price first.”
- Ang pagbAbAlik ng dating nasira at nangak0ng bAbA – “You’re like the moon; I’d like to see you tonight.”
- Astroboy – “I’m a little bit like coffee: a litlle sweet, a little bitter, but best when hot.”
- Carmela – “My life without you is like an unsharpened pencil: it’s pointless.”
- Bluegrey – Babala sa mga babaeng naghahanap ng date: “Sa mga panahong ito, ruler nalang ang straight.”
- Mr. Perk – “The best first date is a guy who touches nothing but your heart.”
- Cecil of BPI – “Never invite last-minute invites for a date. You could simply be a last-minute replacement because the first choice turned him down.”
- Chellix – Someone actually told me this: “Nakakahilo pala, sa iyo kasi umiikot ang mundo ke eh.”
- Pretty Kitty/Zutil – “Sana assignment ka, para puwede kitang i-take home.”
- Pipit – “Love isn’t blind, kasi nahanap kita.”
- RC and Cess – “Para kang utot, tahimik pero malakas ang dating.”
- Raxiboy – “Kung ibibigay ko sa yo ang manibela ng puso ko, ibubunggo mo ba sa pader ng kabiguan?”
- Sponge Lola – “My favorite word for us is “united”, because it starts with U-N-I.
- Pulanglangit – I once asked a date: “Do you have a pet peeve?” She answered: “Wala. Aso, meron.”
- Boknoi – Took my date to McDo. When she couldn’t decide on what to order, the counter person suggested: “Fillet-o-fish?” My date answered: “Fillet o fish? Uhm…sige fillet nalang.”
The Top Ten Signs That Someone Is Single Or Taken – King Of Hearts
- Maomao – When you say “Queensland”, ang alam ng single: butter, ang alam ng taken: motel.
- Cheyenne – Marries OFW’s always say they’re “hiwalay” whenever they’re abroad.
- Mulder’s Luvr – They’re single if they’re updated with all the TV shows. They have all the time to watch TV.
- Kayee – My friends know this: Pag sumasama ako sa inuman, I’m single. Pag di ako sumasama sa inuman, I’m taken.
- Warriorpoet – Sa gimik, yung mga taken, tingin ng tingin sa relo. Ang mga single, walang pakialam sa oras.
- Lui – People who are taken move away when they text.
- Espeks – If someone only wants to meet up with you on their own preferred time, doesn’t want anything unscheduled, always decides where you’ll go, he is taken.
- Aelfeine – If one forearm is bigger than the other, then a guy is single.
- Espeks/Acer – If a woman’s status is, “it’s complicated”, she’s taken. Either taken, or taken for granted.
- Chefchefan – Single: idealistic. Taken: realistic.
- Red – Single: always game. Taken: scheduled. Married: masuwerte na kung meron.
- SC/Astroboy – Single: naniniwala pa rin sa destiny.
- Bugabuga – Single: game na game! Taken: game over.
- Ram – Ang single, ayaw sa bigote kasi madumi tignan. Ang taken, mahilig sa bigote kasi nakakakiliti.
- Forg – People who whine about how Valentines has become a commercialized holiday for fools…are usually single.
- Metrogirl/Abay – If he only takes your calls during office hours, he’s taken
- Acer – People who take you out for Valentines on the 13th or the 15th, are taken.
- Jhoy – If you borrow your date’s phone, and his inbox and sent item are empty, he’s taken.
- Randacs8/SPY Shadow – Single pa pag ang hawak sa saging thumb at forefinger lang.
- Macky Karabugs – Ang single pag suweldo, derecho sa mall. Ang taken pag suweldo, derecho sa grocery.
- Purple – I learnd this from How I Met Your Mother: Single Stamina and Couples Coma. In a party, single people have the stamina to mingle. Couples sit down, wondering why they got up in the first place to go to a stupid party.











SocialVibe